MY INCREDIBLE BURGER REVIEWS

I record all things burger here. Burgers are probably a ... top 3 food? Maybe? It's hard to measure my enjoyment for burgers.

A&W  //  TEEN BURGER  ---  RATING:

Solid. A capable burger. I've tried it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's compatible around the clock. My only gripe would be how drippy the lettuce gets for some reason. It's only the lettuce. Why only the lettuce?

A&W  //  MAMA BURGER  ---  RATING:

It's OK. A neutral ground burger. Nothing special, but nothing overtly underwhelming. Not passable as a breakfast unless accompanied by a side. Feels like typical mall food, which explains why I almost always get it at a dying mall's food court.

MCDONALDS  //  QUATER POUNDER  ---  RATING:

Don't get me wrong, it's a decent burger. But very circumstantial. When you're craving a burger does your mind jump to McDonalds? Then you're just craving McDonalds. When I want McDonalds, it's at least a 3. When I'm not, it's a 1. And we all know the routine drawback of one McDonalds meal.

BURGER KING  //  ANY BURGER THEY SELL  ---  RATING: NEGATIVE STATUES.

A horrid burger joint. I can't believe this place declares itself the King of Burgers. I ate here once and I will never go back. It was so bad that I 1. Didn't finish the burger and 2. Threw out a personal belonging on the tray when throwing everything away. I did not notice until the bus ride home that my item had been thrown out in my fit of burger injustice.

WENDY'S  //  ANY BURGER THEY SELL  ---  RATING: UNDETERMINED.

I definitely recall eating a Wendy's more than once. I've had more than one of their burgers. But I cannot remember any specific thoughts or opinions on the burgers. Until I can get my hands on a solid rating for at least one burger on their menu, Wendy's fate is undetermined.

LOCAL JOINT #1  //  BURGER PLATTER  ---  RATING:

A local classic. I've ordered this thing for breakfast with an equal amount of success. It would be a five statue rating, though recently this local joint has gotten a new owner who changed the Burger Platter's format. Unfortunately, I have to dock one statue for this reason. I'm still in occasional contact with the original owner, who was also disappointed with the changes; therefore, this choice stays at a 4 statue rating.